Has anyone else ever noticed how horrifyingly stupid Hot Pockets are?
I have...and now I'm gonna complain about it.
Think about it. It's not good enough to just "put in the microwave." No-oo-o, you have to put it in a paper sleeve first.
Seriously, it comes with its own mini-oven! Gah!
But, it gets worse...Check out the cooking instructions. 2 minutes for one, and 3 1/2 for two. What's so unimportant about the second Hot Pocket that they felt it necessary to take off half of its cook time?
My logic: 1 HP=2 min, then 2 HP=4 FRIGGIN MINUTES!
Besides, it doesn't matter how long, be it 3 1/2 or 4 minutes, you cook the danged things because at least one of them will still be cold, or frozen, in the middle. And, if you cook them too long, the insides will be fine but the outer edges will be like magma...really gross tasting magma.
That reminds me, Hot Pockets aren't all that great tasting either, are they? It's like we're eating whatever was leftover from the Pizza Hut processing plant.
Why, then, do I continue to eat them? Honestly...I have no idea...
I have two pina colateral damage the monkey is on my face the music and never let your guard down the hall to he left is where I keep my jar of peanut-butter jelly with a baseball bat.
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